Brian Pinto Goes Thug Life
By: AXP Gonzo, 2006-02-24
Many things have been said about AXP Brother Brian Pinto (and most of them end with "really loves the fat girls"), but one thing that can now be said about good ol' 6.5 (no not that he's a child molestor) is that he is a thug. Pinto has started his own gang: The Ginzo Unit.
Pinto, wanting to show his shiny new street cred, tried "bustin' a mad phat rhyme" for me, but it turned out to just be him holding himself and repeatedly saying "uh."
I told him it wasn't a rap, but just grunting and he told me that I "best back down before he puts two in my dome from his nine." The "nine" he actually spoke of was a plastic Solo cup filled with Jungle Juice. When I told him it was a cup of jungle juice he stared at me like I had two heads, claimed he was "going home to mama," chugged the rest of the cup and passed out.
He never really regained consciousness, but we're pretty sure he's breathing...I think. Actually, most of us aren't really sure where he is, or for that matter, where he actually passed out. But one thing's for sure: Brian Pinto really loves the fat girls!